Absolute Lemon
A premium brand of
sparkling water,
software,
scented candles,
boutique hotels
something, eventually.
Just enough lemon.
Some things turn out exactly as advertised. These are not those things.
- An absolute lemon of a building. Lovely at the viewing. Millions to fix.
- An absolute lemon of an idea. It sounded incredible at 2 a.m.
- An absolute lemon of a relationship. Three great weeks, then the fine print.
- An absolute lemon of a used car. Ran perfectly all the way home.
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade check the receipt.
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